Top 10 Funny Mark Twain Quotes - Make Your Day Happy

Biju Samal

“Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.”

“I was educated once—it took me years to get over it.”

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“Work is a necessary evil to be avoided”

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”

“Men are like bank accounts. The more money they have, the more interest they generate.”

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”